Jatrutyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, two-faced squid.

Jatrutyarl created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatrutyarl, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jatrutyarl, she will send minions to preach to you.

Jatrutyarl's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Jatrutyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near bats while wearing cyan corsets and balancing nine platinum spheres on your legs.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Badgers are not to be trusted.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Jatrutyarl in the centre of the settlement.