Legxempit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, contented hyena.

Legxempit created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legxempit, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Legxempit, he will destroy your home solar system.

Legxempit's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Legxempit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Legxempit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never feed lots of beans to mites while wearing yellow tights.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.