Fudliggep is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, compassionate otter.

Fudliggep created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudliggep, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fudliggep, she will turn you into a rat.

Fudliggep's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Fudliggep's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fudliggep.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not keep seven gulls in a large pit.

4. Hide from brown birds for they are unholy.

5. Never eat green fruit.