Foss is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, overgenerous coyote.

Foss created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Foss, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Foss, it will turn you into a duck.

Foss' most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Foss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.