Begdimgig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful dove.

Begdimgig created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Begdimgig, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Begdimgig, it will turn you into a plant.

Begdimgig's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Begdimgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near gulls.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.