Tipgunzan is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented otter.

Tipgunzan created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Tipgunzan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tipgunzan, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Tipgunzan's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tipgunzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always help ducks.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.