Gidbegbad is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, astonishing mongoose.

Gidbegbad created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidbegbad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gidbegbad, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Gidbegbad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Gidbegbad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.