Dadbegril is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, vain snail.

Dadbegril created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadbegril, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dadbegril, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dadbegril's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Dadbegril's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never hurt moths.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Dadbegril on top of all buildings.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.