Tifquamcib is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, effective snake.

Tifquamcib created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tifquamcib, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tifquamcib, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Tifquamcib's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Tifquamcib's Holy Commandments

1. Tifquamcib must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.