Cebbithudkim is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, proud jellyfish.

Cebbithudkim created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebbithudkim, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cebbithudkim, she will make you grow a tail.

Cebbithudkim's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cebbithudkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always treat seals with great respect.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.