Fetnat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, confident swallow.

Fetnat created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetnat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fetnat, she will be mildly annoyed.

Fetnat's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fetnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near tapirs while wearing black jumpers.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Never feed lots of strawberries to gulls while wearing red ear rings.