Catcattin is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless
pigeon.
Catcattin created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Catcattin, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Catcattin, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Catcattin's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Catcattin's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Do not wear zinc on your body.