Pangnilltom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, two-faced goat.

Pangnilltom created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangnilltom, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pangnilltom, it will be very sad.

Pangnilltom's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Pangnilltom's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never bounce in the presence of aardvarks.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.