Pangnilltom is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, two-faced
goat.
Pangnilltom created bats six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pangnilltom, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Pangnilltom, it will be very sad.
Pangnilltom's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Pangnilltom's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the west.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Never bounce in the presence of aardvarks.
4. Do not drink water in red rooms.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.