Targsomgun is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, flying
bat.
Targsomgun created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Targsomgun, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Targsomgun, she will turn you into a duck.
Targsomgun's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Targsomgun's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Never write about bacteria.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Targsomgun must be the most important thing in your life.