Fumtamtapstrag is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, unfair
mink.
Fumtamtapstrag created silver seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fumtamtapstrag, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Fumtamtapstrag, he will ignore you.
Fumtamtapstrag's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Fumtamtapstrag's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Fumtamtapstrag's name in vain.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Never talk about dark matter.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Run away from fawn sheep, for they are unholy.