Fomjonbog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, charitable whale.

Fomjonbog created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomjonbog, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fomjonbog, he will strike you with lightening.

Fomjonbog's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Fomjonbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never jump near ducks.

3. Never feed corn to frogs while wearing shorts.

4. You must love Fomjonbog.

5. Do not hurt sheep.
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