Mifjinsandflat is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, resourceful
cobra.
Mifjinsandflat created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mifjinsandflat, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Mifjinsandflat, it will turn you into a worm.
Mifjinsandflat's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Mifjinsandflat's Holy Commandments1. Never go into violet rooms.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Do not shave your head.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. You must love Mifjinsandflat.