Batpitcad is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, confident deer.

Batpitcad created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Batpitcad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Batpitcad, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Batpitcad's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Batpitcad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Batpitcad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always obey Batpitcad's priests.

4. Always help cats in need.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.