Gofcabbug is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, thoughtless zebra.

Gofcabbug created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofcabbug, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gofcabbug, it will be very unhappy.

Gofcabbug's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gofcabbug's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gofcabbug.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Gofcabbug must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.
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