Biddagmin is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, awesome rat.

Biddagmin created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Biddagmin, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Biddagmin, it will strike you with lightening.

Biddagmin's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Biddagmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near manatees while wearing violet coats and balancing six tin spheres on your legs.

5. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.