Catpod is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, narcissistic finch.

Catpod created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Catpod, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Catpod, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Catpod's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Catpod's Holy Commandments

1. Catpod loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Never mention doves.