Nanjadbess is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, irritating owl.

Nanjadbess created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanjadbess, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nanjadbess, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nanjadbess' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Nanjadbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat corn.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Nanjadbess loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink alcohol.