Garsandwabmip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic goose.

Garsandwabmip created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Garsandwabmip, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Garsandwabmip, it will throw large rocks at you.

Garsandwabmip's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Garsandwabmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never wear mauve boots.

3. Horses are not to be trusted.

4. Do not take Garsandwabmip's name in vain.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.