Safvilbop is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, witty warg.

Safvilbop created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Safvilbop, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Safvilbop, she will turn you into a puffin.

Safvilbop's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Safvilbop's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black pigs for they are unholy.

2. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never sit in the presence of grasshopers.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near rats while wearing purple tights and balancing seven lead spheres on your chest.