Cepmilgon is a god.

He takes the form of a large, slow skunk.

Cepmilgon created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepmilgon, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cepmilgon, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cepmilgon's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cepmilgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about gulls.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Do not covet oxen.