Vegtalmetnullsandquillfet is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, selfish raven.

Vegtalmetnullsandquillfet created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegtalmetnullsandquillfet, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vegtalmetnullsandquillfet, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Vegtalmetnullsandquillfet's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Vegtalmetnullsandquillfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not speak about carrots.

3. Do not eat cucumbers.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vegtalmetnullsandquillfet.

5. Whales are not to be trusted.