Gedhimcedfad is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, thoughtless pig.

Gedhimcedfad created an up quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Gedhimcedfad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gedhimcedfad, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gedhimcedfad's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gedhimcedfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.