Yattettilimdit is a god.

It takes the form of a large, loving sheep.

Yattettilimdit created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattettilimdit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yattettilimdit, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yattettilimdit's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Yattettilimdit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

2. Never feed lots of oranges to birds while wearing turquoise tights.

3. Never talk about cats.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Yattettilimdit must be the most important thing in your life.