Xuckgovtargvolrillzakgarbog is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, compassionate dove.

Xuckgovtargvolrillzakgarbog created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckgovtargvolrillzakgarbog, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Xuckgovtargvolrillzakgarbog, it will turn you into a plant.

Xuckgovtargvolrillzakgarbog's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Xuckgovtargvolrillzakgarbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Xuckgovtargvolrillzakgarbog loves whales, so they must be respected.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.