Wotyartyak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, capable crow.

Wotyartyak created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotyartyak, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wotyartyak, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wotyartyak's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Wotyartyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Put Wotyartyak first in all things.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wotyartyak.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.