Larndagcam Milflishat Capgodhog is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unfair snake.

Larndagcam Milflishat Capgodhog created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Larndagcam Milflishat Capgodhog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Larndagcam Milflishat Capgodhog, she will turn you into a mouse.

Larndagcam Milflishat Capgodhog's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Larndagcam Milflishat Capgodhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near ducks.

2. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Larndagcam Milflishat Capgodhog loves whales, so they must be respected.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.