Pit is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty weasel.

Pit created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pit, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pit, he will have a low opinion of you.

Pit's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Pit's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Pit.

2. Do not speak about wheat.

3. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.