Timvegfon is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, smart dryad.

Timvegfon created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Timvegfon, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Timvegfon, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Timvegfon's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Timvegfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat melons.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not keep eight bats in a large pit.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never look at galaxies.