Bedbigren is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish dragonfly.

Bedbigren created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Bedbigren, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bedbigren, he will send minions to preach to you.

Bedbigren's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Bedbigren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Do not kill geese.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Hide from yellow voles for they are unholy.