Butsidvonk is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, clever dolphin.

Butsidvonk created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Butsidvonk, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Butsidvonk, he will turn you into a rock.

Butsidvonk's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Butsidvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never run in the presence of great tits.

3. Always help turtles.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Always help sick horses.