Femkapnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, caring owl.

Femkapnarl created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Femkapnarl, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Femkapnarl, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Femkapnarl's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Femkapnarl's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Femkapnarl five times a day.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. You must never eat figs.

4. Never feed corn to eagles while wearing skirts.

5. You must love Femkapnarl.