Hunnigdot is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, merciful hummingbird.

Hunnigdot created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Hunnigdot, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hunnigdot, he will turn you into a snail.

Hunnigdot's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Hunnigdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never feed lots of cherries to manatees while wearing indigo corsets.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Never write about dark matter.