Midlatlad is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, intelligent crane.

Midlatlad created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midlatlad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Midlatlad, it will send minions to preach to you.

Midlatlad's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Midlatlad's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

2. Retreat if nine otters approach from the south.

3. You must pray to Midlatlad three times a day.

4. Do not keep four birds in a large pit.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near moths while wearing orange coats and balancing eight gold spheres on your arms.