Lid is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, selfish octopus.

Lid created tapeworms seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lid, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Lid, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Lid's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Lid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum field theory.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Hide from black manatees for they are unholy.