Tifhatbidyimfudlamhubnell is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing squirrel.

Tifhatbidyimfudlamhubnell created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tifhatbidyimfudlamhubnell, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tifhatbidyimfudlamhubnell, he will turn you into a worm.

Tifhatbidyimfudlamhubnell's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Tifhatbidyimfudlamhubnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lentils.

2. Never talk about spacetime near snails while wearing fawn trousers.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Tifhatbidyimfudlamhubnell must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always help sick squirrels.