Dapapphab Rilcammob Capcabpop is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, competent hare.

Dapapphab Rilcammob Capcabpop created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapapphab Rilcammob Capcabpop, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dapapphab Rilcammob Capcabpop, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Dapapphab Rilcammob Capcabpop's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dapapphab Rilcammob Capcabpop's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

3. Never talk about snails.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never pour water over plants.