Nartgigjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, pitiless swallow.

Nartgigjarn created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartgigjarn, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nartgigjarn, he will think nothing of it.

Nartgigjarn's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Nartgigjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Nartgigjarn loves birds, so they must be honoured.

3. Run away from violet mites, for they are unholy.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.