Lidkarjipbabkantaf is a god.

He takes the form of a small, awe-inspiring deer.

Lidkarjipbabkantaf created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidkarjipbabkantaf, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lidkarjipbabkantaf, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Lidkarjipbabkantaf's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Lidkarjipbabkantaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not speak about lemons.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never hop in the presence of badgers.

5. Never feed coconuts to rats while wearing gray scarves.