Minxucdap is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, deceitful goat.

Minxucdap created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Minxucdap, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Minxucdap, he will send you a sign.

Minxucdap's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Minxucdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Do not kill geese.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Minxucdap.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Minxucdap on top of all buildings.