Funjan is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, two-faced deer.

Funjan created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Funjan, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Funjan, he will turn you into a duck.

Funjan's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Funjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near cats.

2. Funjan loves mites, so they must be respected.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Funjan loves birds, so they must be honoured.