Zogcudtalfud is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, confident zebra.

Zogcudtalfud created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zogcudtalfud, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zogcudtalfud, it will try to impress you with trees.

Zogcudtalfud's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Zogcudtalfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Zogcudtalfud must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Hide if three turtles approach from the south.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Fast once a month.