Tabzedtofkip is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, moody horse.

Tabzedtofkip created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabzedtofkip, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tabzedtofkip, she will have a low opinion of you.

Tabzedtofkip's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Tabzedtofkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. Do not keep six monkeys in a large pit.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.