Libgenyatt is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, prudent alligator.

Libgenyatt created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Libgenyatt, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Libgenyatt, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Libgenyatt's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Libgenyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not keep five porpoises in a large pit.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Always help foxes.