Koprigran is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive tapir.

Koprigran created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Koprigran, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Koprigran, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Koprigran's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Koprigran's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Never paint your legs yellow.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not take Koprigran's name in vain.

5. Never go into red rooms.