Mumstragripfun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, ruthless octopus.

Mumstragripfun created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumstragripfun, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mumstragripfun, she will send you a sign.

Mumstragripfun's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Mumstragripfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think about comets.